Blastinator Debut - 500 .cal Got yours?

Yep, it's true all that home security yakity yak crap this and that, get one of these babies, home protection, sheez, not a problem with this new addition, welcome to the 500 club, "The Blastinator" that is!  Guaranteed to dust anything within 50yds, pesky neighbors, dogs, kats or lizards? Ka Blam!